Joe
felt
good in the warm shower. You
could hardly recognize him since his skin was not flesh colored, but
rather black and blue all over. The
shower was not good for his stapled up cuts that seemed to be more
plentiful than the hairs on his body.
It had only been a few days since he had escaped certain death. Joe wasn't the mission leader
but like many times before he was the only one who survived and the one
who made the mission succeed. As
a matter of fact, he was the only reason there was a mission and not a
bust, for he fought alone through hundreds of enemies and security
measures to secure the object of the mission.
In this case the object was a person: the daughter of a
representative of the federated planets.
She was safe now in a luxury apartment with bars (cocktail
bars, salad bars, gold bars, whatever bars her little heart desired). Meanwhile, Joe continued
living in bliss in his one room flat.
Joe never made much money on his missions because so many
people died and so many politicians lied.
Joe didn't care because he earned the respect of his fellow
soldiers and agents. Some
day there would be a reward coming.
He knew that there were highly placed people who would look after
him in his old age. For now
he was okay with his lot in life. Then
the phone rang.
He
hardly
wanted to answer the phone but his life was not a very private one.
"Yeah,
this
is Joe. What do you want?"
"Joe,
how
are you doing? It's big
Ray. I hope you're feeling
better. By god, you better. Because you're on a
trans-light flight at noon. We've
got a job that needs your skills in the back water part of the galaxy. There should be plenty of fun
on this trip for a guy who likes bars, babes, and brawls.
Get your skivies on and get on down to the central lift
station. I'll meet you
there for a briefing. You
following me?"
"Look
Joe,
you can get plenty of rest on the trip.
We'll even splurge on some liniment and rub downs.
We'll get you some new skin to cover those nasty staple marks. I'll even throw in some liquid
refreshment but you'll still be subject to commercial trans-light
regulations."
Click.
It
wouldn't
matter if Joe was dead, he would still have to get on that flight. Groan, moan, mutter. So he put on his skivvies,
pants, socks, shoes, shirt, scabbard, gun belt, bomb pouch, burglar tool
kit, bullet proof vest, etc. and packed his bag with booze, food, booze,
ammo, booze, etc.
Joe
locked
up his priceless palace, dropped down the tube, hailed a cab, and zipped
to the station. He tipped
the cabbie handsomely and made his way to the info booth.
"I'm looking for General Ray Adder.
Please, where will I find him?"
There
were
two GI's in line 7. Joe
arrived in time to hear the sound of breaking glass as GI number one's
bag was unceremoniously dumped onto the loading conveyor.
Zip, stuff, stuff, zip. Joe
was at the gate.
Joe
carded
in, reading the names above the pockets of the supposed GI's:
"I see the lieutenant is now named Jones and your captainship
is now Smith. Good
for you Smitty and Jonesy. It
will be nice to rank someone for a change.
What's my mission Ray?"
Ray
continued,
"... at transfer station one we will board a system transport with more
discreet conditions. We
will be more able to have an open discussion of options then.
For now, it is sufficient for you to know that you will be
traveling into unoccupied territory with no home support or
acknowledgement. You will
be in constant danger."
"And
loving
it."
Joe
never liked the feel of the tight stretching two gee turn of the tether. He especially didn't like the
feel as the shuttle winched in to the orbit station.
His stomach turned but he fought it down as he had done dozens
of times before. Big Ray
was finishing up his pre-briefing as the shuttle locked home.
Joe handed in his folder and took his pay check (it was good to
get paid up front on a politically sensitive mission where you may have
to sacrifice a chunk of change on bribing a dungeon guard or buy a get
away car with no access to a bank).
The pay check was in the form of a bag of natural diamonds. Universal exchange.
Joe
hadn’t
thought of Big Ray as a lover but he accepted the love shove from Ray
quite amicably and made his way down the tube.
Joe was happy to hear a huff from Ray after a bit of a sprint
to the hub. The auto-chromatophores
in Joe’s eyes activated and a neon green arrow pointed the way to
their gate. This was
good because Joe could stay ahead of more love shoves at least for a few
standard minutes.
“Ahh,
a
moment of me time.” I
pulled a flask and bulb from my pockets and vacuumed myself a small 4
ounce taste. Big Ray’s left
paw swiped my treasure away. Ray
had a funny look on his face. The
bulb and a bit of 12 year-old scotch had contacted Smitty’s pristine
uni-suit. Oh-oh. Not
that McEwan’s had any better luck of sticking to a powered slick suit
than contact toxins or acid, but you just didn’t mess with Smitty’s
clothes...or his hair…or anything.
You just called him sir or Mr. Smith.
Some guys you just don’t mess with.
Unless you wanted to wake up thinking you’re a bug or that you
can drive a hundred miles an hour through a blast wall.
“No
drinking
on this job, Joe. And clean
up the mess you made and apologize to Mr. Smith.”
“What!?
Jesus Joe. Close the door
for five minutes at least.”
“Okay.
Five, but come out weapon ready.”
Before
my timer could give me the shock of a lifetime, Jonesy was out, weapon
in hand.”
“Shut
up and run” said Smitty as he got off another round.
Then an opening in the ether appeared from nowhere and we were
in the jumpship falling into jumpseats and three gees.
Ray,
in a pissed off voice “report”.
Me:
“no sign of detection”
Smitty:
“all witnesses eliminated”
Jonesy:
“only four minutes with the presidente and his guards.
I had to make do but they won’t remember anything.”
Ray:
“Management scores coming in. 75%
for Smitty, 50% for Jonesy. 25% for Joe and me.
25% Joe.”
“Sorry
about that chief.” There
went 75% of my bonus and a lifetime of getting it from Ray.
At least we were out clean.
Geez…Jonesy
only had four minutes…