The sum is greater than the spare parts.
|
You get out of it what you don't put in.
|
| You'll know where you're going when you stop going. |
| You can't make an omelet without cracking a couple of
yolks. |
| When it comes to taking offense in baseball, you gotta
hold your stance. |
| He was gonna wax poetic but he put it all on his
mustache. |
| In baseball you get three strikes or four balls, but
in a bowling shirt, even if you get thirteen strikes,
you're not gonna go to no dances. |
| She sprinkles a little wherever she goes. |
| The weather is playing havoc instead of golf. |
| If you can't see what you're doing wrong, you should
take a good look at yourself. |
| Who said "you can't talk with your mouth full"? |
| If he makes you itch, you should scratch him off your
list. |
| Sure, he can hit a home run, but can he get on base? |
| You can't steal seconds unless you're a little off
base. |
| Why go in for the whole deal when you ain't buyin'
none of it? |
| Sometimes spring training is just refreshment. |
| Nobody said it because it'd already been said. |
| When life hands you lemons, you make lemon aids stand
behind 'em to get the passed balls. |
| Why should the catcher have to get himself killed in a
tight spot when it's not his idea to put on the suicide
squeeze in the first place? |
| When in Rome, comb your hair like the Romans do. |
| If it's all the same to you, who could tell the
difference? |
| He's smarter when he drinks because he has a high IQ. |
| I'm just a phone's throw away. |
| That's a hard knuckle to crack. |
| When a night game goes into extra innings, I just want
to call it a day. |
It's easy to give advice. What's hard is tellin'
someone what you would do.
|
Three to one it's an even bet.
|
| What's wrong with pork barrel? I mean, where
else are ya gonna put the fat? |
